Issue #6: Asking a dude to fill in telling the story?

Welcome to Ask a Fuckboy’s newsletter where we’ll 1.) announce ticket drops and 2.) spotlight the craziest texts and stories from our live show or greater community.

Ticket Drop:

• February 13th show - SOLD OUT

• February 15th show - SOLD OUT

• March 7th - JUST DROPPED

❤️ We’ll find you a boyfriend ❤️:

Are your friends gasping for air hearing your love life? Same, girl. So we decided to do something about it just in time for Valentine’s Day…

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Recent Show/Popup/Community Highlights:

1. Put Me In, Coach!

At one of our recent shows, one of our presenters unfortunately had to drop out at last minute (hey, it’s 2025, girls can be fuckboys too!) Luckily, we had the hilarious Sean Harper (as one of our fuckboys described him, “an assistant baseball coach”) there to step in and give her story the presentation it deserved.

Despite having never seen the slides before, Sean confidently walked us through through Grace’s sad yet relatable tale of being jerked around by a very cute, very pathological entrepreneur.

It was really something special to get to see Sean and the fuckboys equally perplexed by this fuckboy’s behavior. Check out the full set on YouTube here!

2. Life Updates

Q. Andie, how’s dating going for you?

A. Verbal affirmation is definitely one of my big love languages. If you know me, you know I am all about expressing appreciation or admiration for my friends or romantic partners, and I value it so deeply when a guy is able to reciprocate. That being said, here’s a real interaction I had with a guy recently.

Me: (Emerging from my room all dressed up): How do I look?

Him: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.

Me: Okay, okay, dial it down to something more realistic and it’ll mean more to me.

Him: Oh, um…you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen…today?

Me: …Dial it back up.

Q. Val, how about you?

A. Fun little update! My ex’s mom followed me on IG. Don’t think she understands that even though her profile is private I can still see, idk, her full name and photo. Someone buy this woman a Guy Fawkes mask already.

This experience has made me reflect a little bit, how would I feel if my son’s ex-girlfriend started a comedy show called Ask a Fuckboy? Would I be worried? Would I be angry? Would I grab the mic and tell some tales about him myself?

In a roundabout way, I think she’s been the true content creator all along, tbh. Also, Debra, here’s a handy guide to creating a burner account. You might want to go ahead and crack it open if you’re going to be doing a bit o’lurking on your kid’s exes. Oh, and maybe prepare yourself mentally. Your son gave me a lot to work with! 🙂 

We’ll keep you guys in the loop, thanks for reading!

Oh, and send us your gossip/stories so we can feature them in our next newsletter/show.

Love, your favorite Down Baddies,

Andie and Val <3